asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror
23rd Apr 201421:5164,783 notes

googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

image

I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

23rd Apr 201418:2483,150 notes

katara:

megakabuterimon:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

wtf

im laughing she can’t count to five

1 2 4 5 

23rd Apr 201418:223,953 notes

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via 1234mario)

23rd Apr 201414:5535,864 notes

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

(via maliciousmelons)

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gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
23rd Apr 201414:1257,990 notes

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

(via pizza)

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via pok3moan)

Opaque  by  andbamnan