earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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danielodowd:

sagestone
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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
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goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
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sh4ne:

robin thicke
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coochiecrease:

princelypaws:

screamfortress2:

i have discovered my favorite vine

RISE

barfgalaxy

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espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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red-lipstick:

Shel Silverstein aka Sheldon Allan Silverstein (American, 1930-1999) - She Had Blue Skin And So Did He.
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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

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