porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
Trying to be serious with your friend →
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I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
stalkingradke: silentbass: liztoxic: suckmydroomsticks: love-stains—coffee-pangs: livestronglovestronger: And the celebrtities we like can go straight to our beds. i wish one direction would show up in my closet… sorry one direction is still trying to get out of their own closet.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ^^ Thats a good one… OMG! XD One Direction is still in the closet...
theheadandheart: It’s really difficult for me to handle a person who talks like they know everything, like their ways are superior. Condescending tones drive me cray cray.
We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic...– Peter Redgrove, Lidia Vianu, Interview With Peter Redgrove (via frenchtwist)
When several people are talking to you at the same... →
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My walk.... →
funniest10k: when I’m not on my period when I’m on my period Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard