Mr. Benton: Whats A Tumblr?
*Everyone in his class*: It's a blogging site were you post pictures and stuff
Mr. Benton: looks like I don't need to tumbl then.
It took me 13 minutes to walk to the pharmacy and...
thrash-em-all: thethrasherash: mentalstranger: legalise-drugs-and-murder: Kalmah Mercyful Fate Possessed Arch Enemy Anthrax Suicidal Tendencies Mokoma Children of Bodom Ah, Finland! Wh a t I’m moving to Finland oh my god I saw 4 people in Obey t-shirts, adidas tracksuits and nike jackets.
…once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.– The Skin Horse from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams (via morvia)
fuckyeahnightmares: i think what makes people scared of clowns is that they have a painted smile on their face so they are not really smiling
April fools joke gone wrong
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Mum, I’m pregnant Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters? Me:… Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof